i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl of mac and cheese was wearing sunglasses
oh i see how it isbears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
(Source: eduardosuaverin)
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.
– Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via albinwonderland)(Source: alionoftherock)
Via Annie Elaineyand so I discover why my generation is so weird
omg steve i love you
^^^
Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
(Source: skyerockett)
Via Distinct Memory.


